Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Miracle at St. Anna

Spike Lee seen begging Denzel Washington to be in his crappy movie. Denzel laughs in Spike's face and reminds him he does GOOD movies.




Oh man, this movie sucked. This was obviously Spike's big-screen tribute to the NY Knicks. He really wanted to capture the "suck" aspect.

The story sucked. The cinematography sucked. The 160 minutes it took sucked. Complete waste of my time and anyone who is thinking of seeing it.

Spike needs to stay away from this genre. Spike also needs to take a dose of his own medicine. The stereotypes he creates in this awful movie are the same he complains about all the time. He also stepped on the toes of WWII Italian partisans.He also needs to get an actual screenwriter, not the egotistical author.

I am going to give it 1 Goober.

The 'miracle' was that I sat through the entire movie.

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